Car show season (and the people they bring out) around the corner

The good news: Car show season is around the corner!

The bad news: Some of the people that go out to car shows :pale:

I think we all know the ones I'm talking about. Now this is all for fun, but some of these people are for real!

"Nice Mustang!'
"Thanks, but it's a GTO"

"My buddy has a car just like yours, except his is better."
"Why have we never met this buddy?"

"I owned a car like yours once, Bought it brand new!"
"So you bought your first car when you were two years old?"

"I had a 64 Roadrunner in high school"
"Must have been an early, early prototype, real early."

"My buddy had a 454 hemi in his car."
"Was that with Mopar heads on a Chevy block, or vice versa?"

"I put a 3/4 cam in my car back in high school."
"What'd you do with the other 1/4?"

"You don't need no fancy paint job on one of these cars. I painted mine with a roller!"
"I'm not going to help you take the wheels off your house."