Car show season (and the people they bring out) around the corner

when i showed my old 74 cuda, i heard: i had a 68 camaro just like this ,or nice camaro. then theres the guy that picks apart my car like its got a for sale sign in it and he wants to talk me down. then one time a kid started trying to climb in the window with an ice cream cone that was smeared all over the door, and his dad didnt understand why i was mad. one time a guy showed up in a ratty duster, parked next to an old white caddilac convertible ,popped his trunk and started spray painting the underside of the trunk lid black, while the wind blew the overspray towards the caddy. i had a 70 fury that was mint that i took to some shows, more than once i heard :man that would be a sweet derby car. car shows bring out all kinds i guess.