Car show season (and the people they bring out) around the corner

I'm a member of the local car club out here in the sticks and we did a cruise last summer and a guy came in with a ratty 73 dart that he took alot of pride in the ,what looked like brushed on paint and 318 that was over cammed and over carbed that it would not idle and had trouble starting,he told me it could hit 60mph just crossing a 2 lane intersection from a dead stop.We had another guy with a so-called limited addition 96 cavalier with every stick-on lund product on it ,from the sun roof wind deflector to the hood and side scoops it looked hideous and he complained that he was being singled out because he could never win any shows.