Car show season (and the people they bring out) around the corner

I walk down the rows at shows and see all the lames that happen to own classic cars..and I hear all the stories they tell...and about all the cars they've owned/own...and I've met the ones standing next to those cars who blab on about 150+mph runs in their 68 340 gtx cars...w/factory nitrous ...
well, I can't figure out who's more stupid...the kook telling bed time stories..or the owner of the car who thought polished aluminum accessories were more important than an electronic ignition and learning how to tune the carb...as their car back fires and smokes when they decide to prove how bitchin their ride is ..reving it till valve float.

I love hearing..''you rev your 340 how much??'' ''those are too rare to be do'n that''

.....tyaaa