First 'Major' ticket

I take my car to the dealer before court and complain about the speedometer.

They spend my $50.00 for 30 minutes and give me a comprehensive print out showing how they used their high tech gadgets to re-calibrate my speedometer and now it's OK.

I go to court and rep myself and plead no contest while I hand the print out to the judge. The judge looks at the paper work and gives me a $75.00 fine for defective equipment and no points and thanks me for being thorough and not wasting his time.

Total cost $125.00 and No points.

This works if you don't abuse it.....I get a ticket every 13 months like clock work.