CAR HUNT! or BOF & me car shopping!
I wanted to beat this lying S.O.Shite half senseless for waisting mine and Dirty White Boys time!
When I ask is there anything wrong on the phone and I'm told nothings wrong excellent condition ready to drive, all original, paint too 51K miles, THAT'S WHAT I FREEKIN EXPECT YOU FREKIN BUMKIN!
Unfortunately this guy has bubba working on his crap too! Don't judge a book by it's cover!!! This is classic example!!!
Well it's just running a little rough at the lights. It's getting worse.
really?
Already replaced Idle adjustment sensor and computer so I know it's not that.
Is the paint original? Yeah all original. (DWB is now finding vac lines unplugged and blocked off, Replace radiator from an automatic truck)
That right? Then why is there white over spray on the pass headlight bezel?
Oh well I did paint the white on this fender.
I asked if it was original on the phone and a second ago and you said yes original both times. Look at the bottom of pillar, there's gray primer not painted when you had the fenders off!
I didn't do that!
Well it still aint original!!!
Walked to drivers side... And look at this slide in camper plug here on bed lip behind drivers door, It has white overspray too! Did you paint this side also?
Yeah I said I painted the white all round.
No You said;
1: It was original on phone and a second ago.
2: You only painted white on pass fender.
3: Now you painted white all the way around.
What one is it?
All the way around!!!
Do the windows work?
No, long story follows...
You told me on phone everything working. What about both the fuel tanks.
No I just replaced the 1 pump, the other still needs replacing, that's probibly why it's running rough, I might have gotten the wrong pump (Probibly from junk yard too).
You told me everything worked, no problems, the gas guage doesn't even work!!
Well there aren't any problems.
Not for you if I give you my money!!!
Ok let's go for drive.....
We come back set on offering 1500
Well howd it do?
Not too good. We're dealing with unknown under hood. I'm thinking from $100 for 2 more sensors min and $450 for computer on the high side + whatever else it will need like the exhaust manifold on pass side is cracked and the whole rusty rest of exhaust is hardly there. manifolds back, $400.00. See where I'm driving? I'm going in for 1000 or more repairs right away so I'll split that with you and offer you 15 for it.
I got more than that in it!
I bouight it for 1750 for the camper in it. It undid somehow and blew out up on 74 sliding on roof across median and uposing traffic into ditch, no one hurt,. We went back and loaded on trailer brought it home rebuilt it but it aint the same.
REALLY???
Yeah, we still use it but I got a different truck when the new computer didn't fix this one.
OK, Did you buy a NEW computer or did you and BuBBA get it from the same automatic from the junk yard that you scabbed the radiator from? Oh by the way It's leaking too!
Yeah we got the computer from that automatic truck. Why?
Well, Ya screwed up and screwed us outa our time. First of all, NEVER get a computer from junkyard, 9 times out of 10 that's why it's there anyway.
Second of all why not go to parts store and get the RIGHT one for a standard shift with the matching engine? Too much money? Like 4 or 5 hundred worth?
I'm still offering 15 hundred, and we'll leave and fix everything and you won't get any lemon laws calls from other people!!
Naw, well keep it fix it and get the 2500 I wanted.
Lets go DWB, this jerkoff just waisted our evening!
If ya change what little mind ya got don't be too pround to call me back, I still got your $1500 cash for ya. Besides you paid 1750, used over a year, kept the camper, and caucasion engineered the engine so bad you've probly damaging it!!
Why are you trying to make me pay for your 1 year usage, new paint, and your camper and make $250.00 profit too??
Who you think your dealing with here bumkins? Trucks don't appreciate untill they are older or in better "minty" condition.
Wake up dude! Give me a call if ya want the money and keep Bubba away from working your stuff, hire a real mechanic!! You guys are like Mutt & Jeff out here!
HEY BUBBA, WATCH THIS!
OK, Jeffey Bobbie!!
Thanks mouth breather!!:thebirdm:
I wanted to beat this lying S.O.Shite half senseless for waisting mine and Dirty White Boys time!
When I ask is there anything wrong on the phone and I'm told nothings wrong excellent condition ready to drive, all original, paint too 51K miles, THAT'S WHAT I FREEKIN EXPECT YOU FREKIN BUMKIN!
Unfortunately this guy has bubba working on his crap too! Don't judge a book by it's cover!!! This is classic example!!!
Well it's just running a little rough at the lights. It's getting worse.
really?
Already replaced Idle adjustment sensor and computer so I know it's not that.
Is the paint original? Yeah all original. (DWB is now finding vac lines unplugged and blocked off, Replace radiator from an automatic truck)
That right? Then why is there white over spray on the pass headlight bezel?
Oh well I did paint the white on this fender.
I asked if it was original on the phone and a second ago and you said yes original both times. Look at the bottom of pillar, there's gray primer not painted when you had the fenders off!
I didn't do that!
Well it still aint original!!!
Walked to drivers side... And look at this slide in camper plug here on bed lip behind drivers door, It has white overspray too! Did you paint this side also?
Yeah I said I painted the white all round.
No You said;
1: It was original on phone and a second ago.
2: You only painted white on pass fender.
3: Now you painted white all the way around.
What one is it?
All the way around!!!
Do the windows work?
No, long story follows...
You told me on phone everything working. What about both the fuel tanks.
No I just replaced the 1 pump, the other still needs replacing, that's probibly why it's running rough, I might have gotten the wrong pump (Probibly from junk yard too).
You told me everything worked, no problems, the gas guage doesn't even work!!
Well there aren't any problems.
Not for you if I give you my money!!!
Ok let's go for drive.....
We come back set on offering 1500
Well howd it do?
Not too good. We're dealing with unknown under hood. I'm thinking from $100 for 2 more sensors min and $450 for computer on the high side + whatever else it will need like the exhaust manifold on pass side is cracked and the whole rusty rest of exhaust is hardly there. manifolds back, $400.00. See where I'm driving? I'm going in for 1000 or more repairs right away so I'll split that with you and offer you 15 for it.
I got more than that in it!
I bouight it for 1750 for the camper in it. It undid somehow and blew out up on 74 sliding on roof across median and uposing traffic into ditch, no one hurt,. We went back and loaded on trailer brought it home rebuilt it but it aint the same.
REALLY???
Yeah, we still use it but I got a different truck when the new computer didn't fix this one.
OK, Did you buy a NEW computer or did you and BuBBA get it from the same automatic from the junk yard that you scabbed the radiator from? Oh by the way It's leaking too!
Yeah we got the computer from that automatic truck. Why?
Well, Ya screwed up and screwed us outa our time. First of all, NEVER get a computer from junkyard, 9 times out of 10 that's why it's there anyway.
Second of all why not go to parts store and get the RIGHT one for a standard shift with the matching engine? Too much money? Like 4 or 5 hundred worth?
I'm still offering 15 hundred, and we'll leave and fix everything and you won't get any lemon laws calls from other people!!
Naw, well keep it fix it and get the 2500 I wanted.
Lets go DWB, this jerkoff just waisted our evening!
If ya change what little mind ya got don't be too pround to call me back, I still got your $1500 cash for ya. Besides you paid 1750, used over a year, kept the camper, and caucasion engineered the engine so bad you've probly damaging it!!
Why are you trying to make me pay for your 1 year usage, new paint, and your camper and make $250.00 profit too??
Who you think your dealing with here bumkins? Trucks don't appreciate untill they are older or in better "minty" condition.
Wake up dude! Give me a call if ya want the money and keep Bubba away from working your stuff, hire a real mechanic!! You guys are like Mutt & Jeff out here!
HEY BUBBA, WATCH THIS!
OK, Jeffey Bobbie!!
Thanks mouth breather!!:thebirdm:
