Wow,Today is a great day

Last week I had my 73 broken into and my girls mazda (yeah I know it's a mazda but it was free) They took my cell phone and my work cell phone, a pack of smokes, and my zippo. But they left the stereo, amp, speakers, and a crap load of CDs.
I called my phones the next day and the little ***** acually picked it up!!! The guy that answered my cell said that he just bought it for 15 bucks and that I could go F myself cause it was his now and then hung up and the ******** that picked up my work cell sounded so stoned that he couldnt tell his *** from a hole in the ground.
All I know is that now everytime I hear something I am standing at the door with one of these http://www.galleryofguns.com/ShootingTimes/Articles/DisplayArticles.asp?ID=1037 looking out the window.
I also have a $500 reward if someone can find the guys that drilled out the lock of my storage unit and stole some parts off my 53 merc pick up.

Don't bother calling the cops all they will do is give you a case number and say "we will give you a call if we hear anything new".