Garfield Explains the Oil Situation
Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered
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We just didn't know
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The reason for that
Our oil is located in:
Any Questions?
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered
to check the oil.
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We just didn't know
we were getting low.
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The reason for that
is purely geographical.
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Our oil is located in:
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
North Dakota
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
North Dakota
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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But our dipsticks are located in
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
Any Questions?