Put it on my bill

Donald and Daisy Duck got married and went on their honey moon trip to the local Motel 8.

Daisy asked Donald,"Did you bring 'Protection?"

Donald replied,"Oh, no I forgot! Let me see if the guy at the front desk has anything."

So he hopped on down to the front desk. After looking the clerk found what he needed.

The clerk asked,"Sir should I put this on your bill?"

Where upon Donald said,"Hell no! I'd suffocate!"

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