letter to Jesse James

Jesse James,

Took his last remaining three brain cells to make the decision to cheat on Sandra with that nasty, biker gang sex toy looking chick, but it's no suprize as this moron let his toddlers run around unsupervised in the shop with his loose-marbled pitt-bull that just recently killed their other pitt-bull while they were away.

Seriously, Sandra Bullock, as cute as she may be, must not have been wrapped too tight to hook up with the likes of that freaking jizzoid in the first place.

Now she is tainted goods for sure.