Poll for all you wrench turners

I don't consider a job complete until there is blood on the floor!!!!!!
open new part box, compare to old, start cursing, blood pressure rises.... grab a beer,
more cursing, try and make part work, beer, cursing, beer, throw something(not your beer). try to calm down, more beer, let crap on garage floor, turn off lights, go into house, put bandage on cut(s), more beer. See pattern, fall asleep, wake up with hangover, return to garage, part goes right in.............
We do this cause it's fun.....right?????????????