What the **** is this?

LOL, I once pulled the pan of a 340 I bought, and dropped it in and ran it for 2 years,engine still in the car. Found a bolt for the cam thrust plate, a piston pin clip, a mangled pushrod, and a button off someones shirt. Then I had to tear it all down, scared to death. Everything good, I guess slobs rebuilt the engine.

Man, I thought I was going to one up you as I was reading this thread by saying I found a beautiful, unrusted 1/4"-20 x 1" bolt in the oil pan of an International Scout last winter! But after I read this I realized I was short by a couple of ridiculous items...