I am speechless. Watch this.

I am speechless. Watch this.

LOL!!! Did anybody notice the name of the background music song was "The Funeral"? Appropriate. That's what would be getting arranged for me if I was to try anything like that.

My youngest stepson, now 29, has been in just about every Emergency Room in SoCal due to BMX bikes. The worst was several years ago when he was out practicing and sheared his femur just above the knee. The x-ray looked like someone had taken a hot knife through butter. He ended up with several 3" screws to hold that together while it healed.
Also numerous other breaks (some of them the same bone in the same place), punctures, and assorted injuries over the years. I've told him he's gonna know when the weather changes in a few years due to the arthritis that's coming.