busted by the wife again

she found my car parts under the couch, who knew she moved it once a week to vacuum under it:dontknow: then she let me know all the other things I did:argue: wrong, such as using her turkey baster to get the brake fluid out of a master cylinder, in my defense I replaced it with a new one, how the hell did she find out??? then I used the tub to pressure check a radiator, she walked in and nailed me on that one#-o and the time I used the oven to bake painted parts, and the time I used her lip stick for a grease pin, her eyes must be better than mine, I thought I cleaned it up good, but she seen grease in the little lines where you turn it, then she told me she knew I was guilty of other things but she had no proof at this time, but it was just a matter of time before she found out, anyway I had to remove the car parts out of the living room but I can keep the ones in the bed room in the house, I just hope she don't look in the drop ceiling as I have trim pieces stashed up there, anyone else do these sort of things or is it just me?