Do not call her fat

ok, tell us about it.

Long story...me drunk, at strip joint stranded an hour from home. GF, ex now, sober come with friends to pick me up. I was in the back seat, she in the front pass seat, 10 minutes in called her a twat... dont know why...must have been her fault I missed my ride and was stuck at the stripjoint..NOT good, stuck in the back seat drunk and defenseless and pretty much 45 minutes worth of violence to endure... thats longer than most UFC fights!!