Mopars can bring out the worst in people :)

Jamison's Duster: "nice Nova."

My E-body: "What year Camaro is that?"

My Ramcharger: is never a Ramcharger. It's a Bronco or a Blazer.

The always famous line about my Sport Satellite four door: "you should pull the 383 4bbl, put it in a two door, and clone a Road Runner." #-o

But you're right: the other 90% of experiences are fun and enjoyable.