Rant: the big lie

I don't know about y'all, but I want to live in "commercial land"!!! You know the place, where nobody is fat, all the girls are good looking, and you can skirt the facts using "catch" words like "could" and "may" instead of "can" and "will". When I see a commercial for anything, I turn on the crap-o-matic 3000 and weed out all the filler and bull, and guess what??? No truth to any of it!! I agree with Gryzynx, do your part by keeping the older cars alive and not buying a new vehicle every 2 years cause "leases are cheap" or some other gov't driven lie!!! E85 don't work, hybrids are a tremendous waste, Viagra don't get you laid more, and no amount of fiber and Special K is gonna slim down Bertha!!! Got it??? Nuff said!!! Geof