Help me deliver a message to Al Gore

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Mr.Ed said:
Back when our cars (some of them anyway) still had their new car smell, aerosols among other things were the big "evil climate changing mechanism" :angry7:

In April of 1975, Newsweek magazine printed an artice called "The Cooling World." It pointed to "ominous signs that the Earth's weather patterns have begun to change" and pointed to "a drop of half a degree [Fahrenheit] in average ground temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere between 1945 and 1968." The article claimed "The evidence in support of these predictions [of global cooling] has now begun to accumulate so massively that meteorologists are hard-pressed to keep up with it." Scientists predicted we were in imminent danger of another ice age. Blah, blah, blah.

To be realistic, I don't know the actual timespan of "imminent" (in terms of the Earth's history, imminent could mean 10,000 years.) But, lo and behold, forty short years later and no ice age. Not only no ice age, but now we did a complete 180 and its global warming! All this tells me is that "they" have no idea whats gonna happen. I do know, however, that Al Gore has made a ton of money purveying this global warming stuff. That alone deserves a kick in the nuts.

Just my .02
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Yup, the idiots can't get a five day forecast right with 100% accuracy, but we're supposed to believe it when they say that a 100 years from now the Earth will be like this.

Cooked data, threats within the scientific community for daring to question that data, losing data, the idea of "penalizing" developed nations with the term "climate justice," to funnel money to undeveloped nations. Hugo Chavez getting a standing ovation at Carbonhagen for giving a speech which says the US is the cause of all the world's "problems" for the "climate change" and should be penalized for it. Nah, none of that has more to do with politics and a culture of lies than it does with 100% legitimate science, now does it?

Algore's jetting all over the world, the limos, the $36,000 a year energy bills on his own home, shows that since he's unable to practice what he preaches even he doesn't by into his own concept, especially since he's own of the biggest promoters of the masses living one way, while he won't give up his own lifestyle for the benefit of the planet he professes to love.

Algore's a hypocrite, but we must follow, now, mustn't we?
 
slantsixdan said:
Climate and weather aren't the same thing, but y'all know that, being expert enough to declare that there's no such thing as global warming, right? Don't let ignorance get in the way of a good rant or anything.

Sheesh. What a buncha maroons.
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Hey, Dan here's what Global warming...errr I mean Climate Change is really all about !!!

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Maybe we should see if Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister) would like to put Al in his place like he did to Als wife Tipper when she tried to ban rock n roll.
 
That sheit is headed our way also Terry. It's cold, windy, and raining here right now and the rain is supposed to turn to snow sometime today. Gotta' love that global warming. :)
 
Luckily *MOST* car guys are conservative by nature (not all). They realize that *MOST* liberals want our old cars off the street. To them out cars are just polluters, and disgusting pieces of junk. A lot of them don't want ANY cars on the street, and believe we should all be slaves to public transportation.

I'm also sick of this administration STILL blaming Bush. The oil leak is Bushes fault. Of course it is. It's so predictable. How long does our economy have to be in the tank before someone says... Look... Mr. Obama... It's nice that it's all Bushes fault but at SOME point you have to take SOME sort of responsibility... Something!?!?

No I don't believe in Global Warming... It's yet another scheme for new taxes. Carbon footprints??? It's all crap! Al Gore is becoming rich, because of all his followers. It's so funny as well... how "Global Warming" has turned into "Climate change" So then that way no matter what happens... It's society s fault so they still will have an excuses to raise more taxes.

Remember global "cooling", Acid rain, Ozone hole? What ever happened with all that?
It's all crap all of it! It's all just more excuses to further government control into your lives! Less Government is always the best Government. I don't want Government intruding on my rights, and interfering in what I want to do. If I want to use the old standard light blubs in a free nation, that is what I should be allowed to do! Unfortunately we have a President now who believes the complete opposite of that to be true, and the longer of leash we give this guy the worse it's going to get. Regan would kick his ***!
 
Can I send my cars carbon tax bill to Al Gore? No, not even if I add catalytic converter and 1,3 litre Toyota engine on it. :bootysha:

News said that past winter was uncommonly warm. In where? We made some minus celcius degree records last winter, some ppl even died to cold in all around Europe. I saw some map showing the areas which were supposed to be warm. It claims that Africa, southern Europe and Canada were uncommonly warm. Were they?
Maybe it was just warm snow that that snowed even in southern europe.
If some "scientist" gets his money from frightening people, and then frightens, can we still belive his telling us the truth. If he tells the truth that there hasnt been any significant warming, then whos gonna pay his life style?

"Hi my name is Ali Bore. I made research that nothing hasnt changed, and nothings going to change. Can I now have some award?"

Dont forget that sunspots are in minimum, so it might get really cold.
Last time this happened when we had "mini ice age". Was it maunder minimum..?

I'm tired of hearing that old "climate and weather isnt the same". I know!

I dont want to hurt anyones feeling in FABO but,
I think this is a biggest fraud after one guy who walked on the water.
(It was actually walked near to water, but some one made mistake when turning it in to an other language.)

Still waiting for the global warming. :angry7:

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Reducing pollution is good.
But we must not forget, that carbondioxide is not that kind of pollute that people seems to think. Al Gore "brainwashed" even politicians, and now they are forgetting the real polluting. Poor scientists noticed the easy money, and here we go, "lets adjust the data"...
Its like the Swedis research about "eating chips causes cancer", they just forgot to tell that to get that cancer you must eat them 20 bags per day for years. :toothy10:

Carbondioxide is prerequisite for life!

Ask any farmer or one who owns a greenhouse, what would happen if co2 is reduced.
How many hungry children we could feed, if there would be double the co2 we have now?
Just ask, and think about it.

Anyway, I'd like to meet Al Gore personally. :angry7:
 
You just keep that white stuff out there Terry. We don't need it here. Sure must suck not being able to drive the Demon in it though.

Jack
 
demon seed said:
I'm wondering if one of the fine ladies or gentleman that frequent FABO could do me a big favour the next time they happen to bump into Gore or one of his Klingons. Show him this picture, taken May 27/10, then kick him square in the nuts. We don't see much of Al up here cuss we've figured him out and won't pay to listen to his lies.:angry7::angry7::angry7:
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Wow, snow in Canada! Weird.:-D

and yes, Al Gore is full of ****.
 
I am still waiting for Gore to picket the volcano in Iceland.......you know, the one that is spewing hundreds of thousands of tons of pollutants in the air. It is causing mass disruptions in airline travel and blanketing Europe in fine ash which is choking and killing all the children of the world.

Sure my Dart gets 8-10 mpg and with the .508 cam, it spews out a bit more emissions than my Mustang, but it only gets driven about 100 miles a year. Betcha Gore's jet spews more out just warming up.
 
"Since Al Gore left public office in 2000. The most recent worth figure predicted in 2007 by Fast Company was more than $100 million. Before the 2000 election they predicted the family's net worth was closer to $1 million.

Since then, the Gores have purchased the Montecito mansion, a multimillion-dollar home in Nashville, Tenn., a condo in San Francisco in addition to their home in the Washington area, an Arlington Tudor. They bought a 100-foot houseboat named, aptly, Bio-Solar One in 2008. And they own a farm in Carthage, Tenn., that includes a zinc mine.

So how did they get all this stuff?

Al Gore has parlayed politics and his zeal for talking about global warming into an Academy Award, a Grammy and the Noble Peace Prize in 2007. He is a co-founder of Current TV, brings in six figures for speaking gigs, is a member of the Board of Directors at Apple, Inc. and serves as a senior adviser to Google."

Global Warming is a profit making business, quite obviously! Not a Global Crises! I mean really, whats the point of having all this "stuff" if you truly believe the world is going to end?
 
I've been here in Montana since May 20th and it's rained, snowed and hailed EVERY day since we've been here! A few days during this period we even had thunderstorms mixed in. So much for Comrade Al "I invented the internet and Gorebal Warming" dufus Gore.

Anyone remember back in the 70's when the leftist wackos were trying to sell the "fact" that we were causing the next Ice Age...... It didn't sell at the time, but, now with the press being controlled by leftist nut cases, Gorebal Warming is being shoved down our throats.
 
Dear Friends,

Today I was having lunch in town at one of my favorite watering holes. A gentleman sitting next to me at the bar knowing my involvement with the Energy Sector asked me bluntly: ?Luis, can you explain to me this Cap and Trade deal in layman?s terms? I said that I would gladly do so. It is very simple ?I said-

You see; Imagine that the government decides ?arbitrarily, without any scientific backing or empirical available data- that farting is bad for the environment and contributes to global warming. It would be ideal if they could forbid people from farting altogether. Although some environmental activist propose it, fortunately level heads prevail and they come up with an arbitrary compromised regulation that limits the amount every single inhabitant can fart to only 20 times per day. Silly you would say? Not so fast Alpo breath! This is what cap and trade is all about! 20 ******* farts a day:

THIS IS CAP if you fart more than 20 times a day you will be heavily fined.

Now, let us say that there are small ?or little- people that because their size and or diet only fart 5 or 6 times a day. On the other hand; there are big ?or large- people that because their size and or diet fart 50 times a day. The little people apparently are in no immediate danger, -I said apparently- but the big people will be in a bind. You see, they are farting 30 more farts a day than the government allows. In order to avoid the heavy fines by the government which would be unaffordable they can only cut back on their diet ?which will affect the food chain all the way down including the little farts- hoping they could cut back on their farting! This would have a terrible effect in the local, national and world economy ?jobs will be lost etc.- with no guarantee that they could really cut down their farting. What is there to do?

This is the brilliant part of the deal! Here come the government to the rescue ?to rescue us from a problem they created-

Let us TRADE they say? yes let us TRADE in FART CREDITS!

What are FART CREDITS? You ask!

Well, in order to be able to trade, the government comes up with ?you guessed it- a new regulation: If you only fart 5 times a day you get a 15 fart per day credit. You can sell these credits to the big farts for? yes, you guessed it again, MONEY. So if you have the MONEY you can buy as many fart credits you can afford and fart your merrily way all you want. The little people are happy because money will be re-distributed from the big farts to them and the big farts will also be happy because they can continue to fart as much as they can. Beautiful, isn?t it? What is wrong with this picture? We are trading farts!!! For heaven?s sake! We will be trading fart credits, intangible farts? just as if they were assets or futures or stock or bonds! The cost of everything produced by the big farts will go up and it will be passed on to the consumers. Farting was relatively cheap before the regulation, now they have to pay to continue to fart as much as before. Brilliant idea! Never you mind that the total amount of farts remains the same and the cost of everything goes up.

But? wait a minute? the government can?t let these people trade unregulated. Can you imagine the abuses, the greed etc, so what do they do?

Here comes the big kicker; a Chicago Fart Exchange is created where you can trade these Fart Credits under the vigilant eye of the government, of course this is where the big money is going to be made by people that have invested heavily in the setting up of this Exchange and are ready to trade just like the big boys in Wall Street. I don?t have to mention their names, you all know who they are and what their motives are. The Cap and Trade hoax is completely tied to the Global warming hoax and it could not exist without it.


It all makes sense now. Right!?

HAPPY FARTING!
 
Al couldn't even keep it together with his wife. Why would anyone believe any BS he has to say?!!8)

Tipper's back in the market!!:cheers: LMBO!!:toothy10:
 
mopar340dave said:
Dear Friends,

Today I was having lunch in town at one of my favorite watering holes. A gentleman sitting next to me at the bar knowing my involvement with the Energy Sector asked me bluntly: ?Luis, can you explain to me this Cap and Trade deal in layman?s terms? I said that I would gladly do so. It is very simple ?I said-

You see; Imagine that the government decides ?arbitrarily, without any scientific backing or empirical available data- that farting is bad for the environment and contributes to global warming. It would be ideal if they could forbid people from farting altogether. Although some environmental activist propose it, fortunately level heads prevail and they come up with an arbitrary compromised regulation that limits the amount every single inhabitant can fart to only 20 times per day. Silly you would say? Not so fast Alpo breath! This is what cap and trade is all about! 20 ******* farts a day:

THIS IS CAP if you fart more than 20 times a day you will be heavily fined.

Now, let us say that there are small ?or little- people that because their size and or diet only fart 5 or 6 times a day. On the other hand; there are big ?or large- people that because their size and or diet fart 50 times a day. The little people apparently are in no immediate danger, -I said apparently- but the big people will be in a bind. You see, they are farting 30 more farts a day than the government allows. In order to avoid the heavy fines by the government which would be unaffordable they can only cut back on their diet ?which will affect the food chain all the way down including the little farts- hoping they could cut back on their farting! This would have a terrible effect in the local, national and world economy ?jobs will be lost etc.- with no guarantee that they could really cut down their farting. What is there to do?

This is the brilliant part of the deal! Here come the government to the rescue ?to rescue us from a problem they created-

Let us TRADE they say? yes let us TRADE in FART CREDITS!

What are FART CREDITS? You ask!

Well, in order to be able to trade, the government comes up with ?you guessed it- a new regulation: If you only fart 5 times a day you get a 15 fart per day credit. You can sell these credits to the big farts for? yes, you guessed it again, MONEY. So if you have the MONEY you can buy as many fart credits you can afford and fart your merrily way all you want. The little people are happy because money will be re-distributed from the big farts to them and the big farts will also be happy because they can continue to fart as much as they can. Beautiful, isn?t it? What is wrong with this picture? We are trading farts!!! For heaven?s sake! We will be trading fart credits, intangible farts? just as if they were assets or futures or stock or bonds! The cost of everything produced by the big farts will go up and it will be passed on to the consumers. Farting was relatively cheap before the regulation, now they have to pay to continue to fart as much as before. Brilliant idea! Never you mind that the total amount of farts remains the same and the cost of everything goes up.

But? wait a minute? the government can?t let these people trade unregulated. Can you imagine the abuses, the greed etc, so what do they do?

Here comes the big kicker; a Chicago Fart Exchange is created where you can trade these Fart Credits under the vigilant eye of the government, of course this is where the big money is going to be made by people that have invested heavily in the setting up of this Exchange and are ready to trade just like the big boys in Wall Street. I don?t have to mention their names, you all know who they are and what their motives are. The Cap and Trade hoax is completely tied to the Global warming hoax and it could not exist without it.


It all makes sense now. Right!?

HAPPY FARTING!
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So does this mean I can't FART? I'm so confused! Maybe Obama can help straighten me out.
 
myasylum said:
"Since Al Gore left public office in 2000. The most recent worth figure predicted in 2007 by Fast Company was more than $100 million. Before the 2000 election they predicted the family's net worth was closer to $1 million.

Since then, the Gores have purchased the Montecito mansion, a multimillion-dollar home in Nashville, Tenn., a condo in San Francisco in addition to their home in the Washington area, an Arlington Tudor. They bought a 100-foot houseboat named, aptly, Bio-Solar One in 2008. And they own a farm in Carthage, Tenn., that includes a zinc mine.

So how did they get all this stuff?

Al Gore has parlayed politics and his zeal for talking about global warming into an Academy Award, a Grammy and the Noble Peace Prize in 2007. He is a co-founder of Current TV, brings in six figures for speaking gigs, is a member of the Board of Directors at Apple, Inc. and serves as a senior adviser to Google."

Global Warming is a profit making business, quite obviously! Not a Global Crises! I mean really, whats the point of having all this "stuff" if you truly believe the world is going to end?
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Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner folks!

Why? Algore, GE, Goldman-Sachs, and a few others, have invested millions, if not billions in the carbon trading market, waiting for cap and trade. In the name of "climate justice" (the justice being that they continue to get rich while those who can barely afford it pay for it) the idea is to continue to grow richer in the name of "saving the planet." Got news for Al and his cohorts: the planet has survived a lot changes: meteor hits, massive volcano explosions, shifts in the magnetic field, ice ages, natural warming in the past. It will continue to survive.

Algore's version is a get rich quick scheme. The same kind of scheme which landed Bernie Madoff in jail and Ken Lay dead by his own hand.

Genocide in the Jordan. Jihad against the infidels. Blood diamonds in Sierra Leone and the Congo. Jihadists gaining nukes. Too bit communist dictators threatening their neighbors. AIDS running rampant in Afirca. The slave trade still alive and well. Young girls kidnapped into the sex trade. Forced abortion. We're at war and our allies are being threatened with destruction.

F*** the planet. Save the human race.
 
I am so sick of being bombarded with bs!!!
EVERY damn where you look or listen, someone (or some corporation!) is telling us how we, they or someone else is saving, destroying or not doing enough to save the world!!!

Who is the douche who decided that plastic water bottles are the great threat to the world? Not kids toys, car interiors, home appliances, electronics, kiddy pools, trash bags...etc. All of these things made of plastic and we're very concerned about the water bottles???? REALLY?:angry7:

FOLLOW THE MONEY!
 
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