Gary Coleman

So, according to resources...he was divorced at the time of his death so his ex-wife Shannon pulled the plug. Not sure about you guys, but I don't want my ex having ANYTHING to do with my life.

Couple this news with the 911 call showcasing Shannons staggering inability to place a towel on an unconscious midget’s head,and it looks like Gary Coleman’s life may have been cut – *takes off sunglasses* – a little short.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH