Ha ha ha, OMG! That's funny!
Serioulsy, I was reading this and figured that a newbie to this all would have a issue with what part is what. Where is what? How do I do what to what? Type questions amy come up. I think everything is explained preety OK so far. Pictures would be the iceing!
Who has a picture of the overcenter spring there and removed? I think that is a good place to start.