A tip about keys..

Having too many cool keychains and crap -- almost a pound -- didn't damage the ignition switch on my '75 Monza Towne Coupe I had as a teenager, but it required a new lock cylinder when it decided to keep my keys and refuse to spin.

At 1:45 in the morning.

In the graveyard.

Where my boyfriend and I used to go to uhhhhhhhhhh partake in our favorite illegal green substance.


I can still remember the look on my dad's face when he showed up to fetch us.