"Dumb" stuff old farts used to do

They ended up calling our parents and giving our cars back that night with no tickets and no towing/impound fees.

Ah, those days ! I got driven home by the cops a couple of times and the worst part was the cop ringing the doorbell and my father opening the door. After I started driving I made sure I didn't get caught. Yep, dumb.
Wouldn't give up the memories for anything. Does that mean I'm still a delinquent ?