Hate to say this....

Did I tell ya' about the time the 'possum crawled up in on top of my motor?.............Then I started it and he got caught in the fan belt?.........ripped the hair off his scalp..........no joke...........to date, he's the onliest bald headed possum round these parts............

I'm not makin' that up..............

We might be long lost brothers or something...........Was your Dad's name "Murphy" ?