any mopar stories ?

alright heres my story. one late night i was cruisin late at night, and it started pouring! my winshield wipers were bad and i was blind driving. so i swung into an advanced auto and immediately demanded wipers, ugly black wipers, but i took them. i went out soaked and forced that little pin out blind cursing and lost a pin, found it. totally soaked and pissed and i made the mistake pulling out of taking it out on my old car cursing at her and just as i stopped yelling the headlights cut out.. pulled the switch in, pulled it out, stopped again and got out under the hood started really getting mad. got back in, said f it im driving home, started talking to the car like i was in a fight with it, came up to a spot thats notorious for police hanging out and just as i came up the road with no headlights, i see the rear half of the cop car and blink. the headlights came right back on... bad girl messing with me like that.