2010 Superbird???????

Why can't they just make a freakin Road Runner?! Why can't they make something like the SRT-4 was except with a V8 and TWO DOORS. Yeah, yeah, I know they make SRT-8's, but they're luxo barges(that still haul ***) but they have way too many standard feauturs, two too many doors, and you can't even get a manual! UGH! Take two doors off the Charger, sell it for 25K with a 5.7 and a 5 or 6 SPEED MANUAL, and call it they could get away with calling it a Road Runner.