Here we goooooooo
Always wear condoms.
Always use jack stands.
Make sure the honey do list is done first so she can't yell at you for man-cave time.
Shake once and let the toilet seat down when finished.
Make sure to wash your hands.
Never eat at a restaurant that has no soap or paper towels in the bathroom.
Never suck gasoline out of a fuel tank with a shop vac.