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Always wear condoms.

Always use jack stands.

Make sure the honey do list is done first so she can't yell at you for man-cave time.

Shake once and let the toilet seat down when finished.

Make sure to wash your hands.

Never eat at a restaurant that has no soap or paper towels in the bathroom.

Never suck gasoline out of a fuel tank with a shop vac.