You gotta love peoples "car knowledge"

I'm getting a little tired of the podunk assclowns that show up to car cruizes and let their dumb *** kids put their friggin hands all over other peoples cars and the loudmouth Dad's acting like it is a perfect opportunity to to give you their stupid business card for something you will never need like sweeper sales or carpet recoloring in between F-bombs.
I've prety much came to the conclusion to not go to any shows at home depots, wal marts, or other stores that are open for business unless you want total, non car idiots comin' to look at all the kewl cars after Diddy is dun shoppin for maw, maw's new circus tent sized dress for their 12 year ol dawters weddin' to cousin Elrod wo dun nokked her up at the last famly re-yoonyin.