You gotta love peoples "car knowledge"

Sometimes he'd suggest some bs part would work, and I would then ask say..."Oh, whats next, a chrome diff cover for a Ford 9 inch?" He'd just stare at me.[/QUOTE]

I like messin' with people, told my nephew one time to look in my tool box and bring me a pair of "wire strechers" ,needless to say he never did find a pair..