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Sexy men can be nurses! Just ask Rani!
Wish I lived closer.. I'd bring your sick ass a few beverages..Kitty would probably run me off pretty quick tho!
I probably should feel bad about that episode, but it was fun! And you looked GREAT in that skirt!
Glad you got it figured out. It's almost 5:00 and I got the Rockin Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu! Time for a bourbon. Or five!
That's just racist! We're gonna have to send you a token brotha just meet affirmative action quotas!
See if he has two! I could use one for the Dart.
Neighbor lady stopped by.. Put a delay on my bourbon drinking.. Just now got the grill going.. T-bone is gonna be good!
If my truck is leaking oil, is it possible I blew a seal?
Nope! I'm just gonna wait on Rani to realize that I'm the man of her dreams!
We're gonna have to RTV you to stop that leak!
The whole wife thing was good, but I think my next woman will be inflatable..
I'm still looking for the tree!This shit didn't happen!
A bit more on the beer before before I make the switch! Just put a tater in the oven, steaks are ready to meat their maker! Gonna grill some...
Cuz the fuckers lied to me! They said there was a pretty woman behind every tree and my dumbass packed up and moved!
I'm in the heart of suburbia.. 2 car garage and all sorts of city codes keeping me from storing projects in the driveway!
Not right now. I'm seated!
And that's as close as I'll ever get to holding Rani's hand!
Almost non-existent in West Texas. Now down south and in northeast Texas, they got trees.. And water. And green plants.. and pretty women......
That looks cool! Out here you can stand on your trunk lid and be above the trees!
Done working for the day. Just drinking a few beers and getting ready to grill a couple t-bones..And catering to all the dogs desires...
I never tried them fried! Could be tasty! With gravy!
You're killing me sister! I got game.. Or I had game.. There was something about a game...
Hey, I met that girl! She called me a 'player' if I remember correctly!
Watching OU football. They wrecked the Sooner Schooner!
She wants to go!
Sic 'em Scrappy!
I got Texas plates and I'm not a complete jackass!