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    1972 Dodge Dart Swinger in Alberta

    1972 Dodge Dart Swinger. Nut and bolt restoration completed 2005. Car now has 383 Magnum(1969,rebuilt stock bore 10:1 compression, Holley 750) 727 Auto with Mopar shift kit and 8 3/4 rear with new 3:91 Sure Grip. All mechanicals have been replaced or renewed. New quarter panels and plating...
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    Blonde TGIF

    A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled, and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to...
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    Whos going to Vegas for Mopars at the Strip??

    Just wondered if we have a roll call going yet? I will be there Saturday as I'm returning from CA with the family. Is there a meet up spot??
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    First Burnout after the resto

    Well the car has less than 100 miles on it as of today. Got a call to meet the media for this weekends car show events and one of the things was the 100ft acceleration trials. Well there were some sub 12 second cars made a quick pass so I thought, let's see what she'll do for a show. :D Well...
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    Tick you off when

    Took car for maiden romp, got back oil leaking fron filter WTF, change the oil and filter and check it again :evil: damn, leaking fron new oil pump. It's always something :x
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    Three Women

    THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY...
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    Cowboys and Muslims

    Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. The second is a Cowboy on his way to a livestock show. The third passenger is an Arab college student, newly arrived from...
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    Irish Toast

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She...
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    Bus stop

    A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their eight children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk...
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    Jed and Daisy

    A week after their wedding, redneck newlyweds, Jed and Daisy, paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," says Jed. "My privates are turning BLUE." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure...
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    A night out

    A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase...
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    Funny

    This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac...
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    Internet problem tonight 05/31/04?

    Is it just me? I notice that half the sites I like to visit are down, I think some of you may be experiencing this as well as some of the usual sig pics are not working.
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    New exhaust on

    Just got the exhaust put on last week. boy does it sound sweeeeet. CPPA 1¾ headers,2½ pipes with crossover,Flowmaster 50 series with 2½ O.E. style tips. Can't wait to get it further along to be able to drive it. Very mellow sound :D
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    New Stereo

    Finally got far enough along it was time to put in some tunes as I am not going to have another car with stock radio and poor sound. Went for a new sony MP3 player for lots of storage on discs and it was pretty plain looking until you open the face plate, boy does it sound good considering I...
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