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    Auto Tranny Problem

    This is for a buddy who is having problems with an 87 Jeep Cherokee 4x4 Auto tranny, inline 6 cyl. This one has the Power / Comfort switch on the dash, although I don't think this has any effect on his current problem. Anyhow, lately with the hot weather, he'll be driving along at road speed...
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    MORE Climate Change

    Lookie what I saw when I woke up this morning. :munky2: It was 75F here on Tuesday, and now this today. Damn. :angry7:
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    Record Cold Snap

    Anyone seen Al Gore around today? I have a thermometer here that reads -36C (-32.8F) and it's -45C (-49F) with the wind chill. I'd like to stick it up Gore's heiny to see if he'd still believe in global warming. It's supposed to hit a high of -23C (-9.5F) today then dip back into the -30C...
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    Taser Tester

    Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little...
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    Vacation Progress on the Vart

    Wellll, over the past 2 weeks I managed to blow 800 pounds of blasting sand at the front end of the Valiant. There's probably 700 lbs on the ground, 50 lbs still in various crevices of the car, and the other 50 lbs has either gone down the shower drain, or is still in my ears or between my toes...
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    Long weekend Birthday Party

    Well folks, I promised some of the guys a couple of weeks ago that I would take some pics of my annual birthday party bash this year, so here they are. The third weekend in May in Canada is a long weekend each year, and for each of the past 11 years the wife and I have thrown a get together...
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    Speeding Prostitutes

    Does anyone know how they stop a speeding prostitute in New York State? They put a govenor on her. :clock:
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    Funny Sh*t

    Folks, I shamelessly stole this from BBD where BigCube had posted it. I laughed so hard I still have tears in my eyes and my sides still hurt. Enjoy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a...
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    Don't Answer that!!

    A Woman, Standing Nude Looks Into The Mirror And Says To Her Husband " I Look Horrible, I'm Fat And I Am Ugly"...pay Me A Compliment... The Husband Replies, " Your Eyesight Is Damn Near Perfect"... He Never Heard The Shot........................
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    A little cool today

    Well folks, it's -20*C here this morning with a mean-assed Norwester blowing, making it -33*C with the wind chill factor. If it gets any cooler I may have to look for my gloves. :thumbup: For you non-Northerners, that's damned cold even in Farenheit. :toothy7: You can tell it's getting...
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    Golf Balls and Ferds

    What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? You have a pretty good chance of driving a golf ball at least 200 yards!
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    Info needed on SB Heads

    Guy last night offered me a set of "596" SB heads for REALLY cheap. Totally done with new guides, seals, springs, 3 angle valve job, yada, yada - one of those big idea jobs that got started years ago and is still at the same stage of progress as it was then. Heads aren't assembled but he says he...
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