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Stuck a 3 year old pork roast out the field behind my place. Sat in van blind with the 7 mag got 4 coyotes. 139 gr hornady boat tails do an awesome job

Off would be good but a shut the f… up switch would be better, that way everything else would still work. Lmao

No thanks

Morning gents. We’ll take half of that off your hands, it’s dryer than a popcorn fart around here. Weather liar promises some rain this week but we’ll see how that goes. Make it a good one guys

Told this story to young gas jockeys many times. When I bought the Dart there was no way you could put $14 worth of gas into it. They look at me in disbelief.

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Had that happen to me when a brake pot screwed up on a grain trailer I was pulling except lost a set of duals in the process

Waiting on the government to process my passport, again f……. Political bullshit. Going to have to detune the dart. Ie smaller jets in carb or it’ll cost a fortune. Eyes watering behind the car won’t cut it for fuel mileage lmao

Front of hood on my car is straight, the point is with the grill and those bumperettes have saved me a few times

Couldn’t really tell from the pic, like the colour. If mine wasn’t factory paint it would probably be some type of red also.

Like this.

Sorry chin spoiler looks great but for me the bumper cover is not so. Is your front bumper straight, no point in the middle?

Yes many times, when I was 18 I was asking myself why am I here, what is my purpose. Now I find myself in the shop asking why am I here,what is my purpose here? Lmao

Floor

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Rained here a couple days ago, now going to get the A out then a couple of whiskeys

Awesome day small breeze from the south, got the oil changed, fluids checked, valves set and went for the first ride in the dart today. Ahh forgot how good tire smoke smells. No other sound is as sweet as the sound of a small block mopar at 6500 rpm, makes the hair stand up on the Back of my...

Third box car midnight train Destination Bangor Maine. Old wore out suit and shoes I don’t pay No union dues. I smoke old stogies I have found Short but not to big around I’m a man of means by no means king of the road. Fixed the header leak today. Inside bolt first tube is giving me...

Lol but you’re looking for the joke roll

No ring, hole healed over only thing damaged was my pride. But upon talking to other guys everyone who has used an air nailer to do their job has shot them selves at one time or another. Mine wasn’t to bad missed the bone, 3.25” nail through 3/4” board just slid finger off nail think the tetanus...

Oh ya forgot about when I shot myself with the air nailer, does that count as a piercing

Well I know what my grandparents, my parents, and I would do to teach them respect. Unfortunately we’d all end up in jail. the kids would get a pat on the back and a there, there what you did is bad don’t do it again. Sad but true

Me too a 5

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Went to Eastern Sales in Wpg today for an oil filter, Chrysler dealership where I bought the Dart. They brought out some kind of little filter. I said that’s not it. The parts guy said there’s a piston ring across the street. WTF

And you didn’t?

Beg to differ VW

What Kinda buzz you get off smoking a squirrel :rofl:

If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to come back as as dog more specifically MY dog. He’s never tied up, has been known to go on a tour or two, gets feed, has a warm straw bale dog house to sleep in. Lays on the deck soaking up the sunshine. Bark and growl at strangers on the yard...