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    Going out with a cat...

    Bahahahaha, nice...
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    I'm afraid!

    Ain't that the truth...wink wink
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    Add Your Own Caption Part 64

    the sign makes my boobs look even smaller! now I'm pissed
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    Warning! Politically incorrect

    Bahahahahahahahha, thanks for the laugh! So sad but thru.... ....I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, “I'm going to take that.”
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    Add Your Own Caption Part 57

    Too Funny right here!
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    See Inkjunkie's "Huh" and raise you "beautiful but deadly"

    are you sure it was her breast and not the lower roll? Yeaks....
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    Banned Skittles Commercial

    Too funny! I'm sure marketing dept. were having fun with this one.
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    Drunk

    Bahahahaha!
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    How to start a fight Part 5

    I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'. So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' That's how the fight started.
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    How to start a fight Part 4

    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.....
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    How to start a fight Part 3

    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to...
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    How to start a fight Part 2

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.I understand he took to drinking right after we split up...
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    How to start a fight Part 1

    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that...
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    New ring tone for the Greater Toronto area......

    Bahahahaha ! Oooooh thank you please.
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    Negative people.........

    Again, thanks for the laugh George!
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    The affair

    Thanks for the good laugh!
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    I am confused....

    it's a hint for something that she's trying to tell you something...good luck wth that.
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    Little johnny strikes again

    so again the teacher asked another question to her students. "When you grow what would you like to be? seeing little Johnny's hand in the air she hesitated to let him answer, but what the heck.....Go ahead Johnny, tell us what you want to be when you grow up.... Johnny say's... When I grow...
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    Bradley's pedal car

    are you slamming it also? Very cool!
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    Garage door posters....

    Lol, I don't think she would mind, she seemed to like my drinks! Good times, hope we do it again sometime. Say Hi from me and Nat. Let her know i'll make them with more cramberry juice next time. y'a right.....
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    Garage door posters....

    Let me know if You want to do something on your wall, I'll fly down and install it. This time I'll bring a bigger bottle of Vodlka.
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    Garage door posters....

    No, you Win..., you have a bigger garage...;)
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    Garage door posters....

    Wish I had a better picture of the job I did in my garage. The print was 10' x 20' My single car garage looked like there was a fleet of Mopars
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    Huge tool sale!

    too funny, thanks for the laugh.
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    What is wrong with this picture I took...

    you damaged the paint while working on the car,....now your pissed at yourself...your getting drunk???
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    Thought provoking...

    take your upper lip and lift it over your head, that's what it feels like giving birth, I asked the girlfriend confirm if the pain would be the same ....she kicked me in the nuts...both are very, very painful
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