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THINGS YOU CAN "ONLY" SAY AT CHRISTMAS :toothy1: 1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a...

This Lady ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank, the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees. It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io-kHSo5ucE

Daddy's car in the woods? Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home...

Bad planing!

Thats sound about right...Screwed if ya do; Screwed if ya don't!! Now just add some "menophause" in there and ya might as well live in the car :axe: :-D

Could have a point!!

Cool...

Well done BigDummy.....change your call name dude!!! (joking man) I'm the biggest dummy here!!!!

Funny!!

Holidays were now over for the summer and it was the first day of class. As every year before the teacher had asked her students to draw something on the blackboard that was exciting over the holidays. Bobby's name was called first and he drew a bicycle with a bell and steamers coming from...

Hummmm, why a'm I here...sorry - I forgot what what I was going to say ....I'll have to go back and read it!!! :rolleyes: Hummmm, why a'm I here...sorry - I forgot what what I was going to say ....I'll have to go back and read it!!! :rolleyes: Hummmm, why a'm I here...sorry - I forgot what...

Breaking News: CNN reports that gas stations will start showing **** movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do.: !! To gets taxes :thebirdm:

The driver hit the left turn light and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 km to Squires Four Pub, where he stopped for more beer!! How pissed do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a lamp standard?

It true...only 2 1/2 inches can totally satisfy a women! :love8:

I think "I" would drink more!! :-D

Ready for gas at $1.50 a litre? By ROMA LUCIW , Globe and Mail Update Imagine pulling into a gas station and filling up the tank of your Ford Explorer SUV for a whopping $1.50 a litre. According to a energy report released Thursday by CIBC World Markets, that scenario could soon...

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after...

Good one, Is'nt payback great!

Well....maybe in realitiy there not so funny!! "but true"

Beam me up Scotty!!

Nice! Now that's what I like about FABO (nice bodies), and what.... Memike hasn't said anything yet! Hee-he :bootysha:

Almost pissed myself laughing! :burnout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FwA2gZ0eUc

That "thing"....spider, is just F**king RUDE!! Its got more freaking hair then me!! :shock: And to think I was going to visit ya Mike :shaking: Sure glad we don't grow them babies up here!! :mrgreen:

OK...But only two!!

I found this browsing our forum!! Should we shoot it? http://www.forabodiesonly.com/mopar/member.php?u=171 :laughing:

I've seen a lot of nice American flags in my days but there's something about this one that gets my attention!! :usa2: :grin:

Pretty dam close...Go Canucks go! :-#

Holly cow....I would need a hole that deep just to hold all the crap in my paints!!

Just think what drinking a few jugs of beer might do along with the make-up!! Well, I guess the bottom pic couldn't get any better then it is!!