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That's not a camel toe. It's the full freakin' hoof...

That looks freakin' nasty...

I'll bet the old My Luck went away because some people were arguing about politics on there right near the end...

Gross and unsightly...

That's the best one that I've heard in a long time!

That's so romantic. Do you have the consummation photos in aisle 6?

The one on the far left has a gunt...

I wish I had a nickle for every time some scammer has called telling me my Amazon account had been charged for something that I didn't buy (I don't have an Amazon account) or my Visa has been charged for $1,231 dollars on an E-Bay purchase ( I also don't have a Visa card) I would be a very rich...

PBR, you really need to lower your standards...

She's just being a bit cheeky today...

Billy Joel's ''Only The Good Die Young'' would be in poor taste at a senior's funeral...

My '71 Charger handles like it's on rails.

Monica had several chances to get pregnant by Bill, but she blew them all.

This is the face you make when you sit on a tack...

Now I wanna go too...

Don't hold back. Tell us what you really think of Ray...

Thanks for posting this video. I watched it start to finish. In a nutshell, she was proven to be lying about several things. She was not going to her wedding. She wasn't even engaged. She was in fact drinking that morning more than a glass of Champagne to the point of a blood alcohol reading of...

He's so broke that he doesn't have a pot to piss in. Or a window to throw it out of.

I'm broke flatter than piss on a platter.

Your family tree has no branches. You have to take the transmission out of the bath tub for your wife to have a bath. You have a matching set of salad bowls that say ''Cool Whip'' on them. You go to family reunions to pick up women. The difference between a redneck funeral and a redneck wedding...

That's mighty white of you...

It's hotter than the hubs of hell out. Or It's colder than a witch's tit wearing a brass bra out.

She was only a fisherman's daughter, but you should have seen her reel when she saw my rod...

You won't get a better deal than this even off of a drunken Indian...

Yeah, behind every ''Badass'' there is a whining, crying, little *****...

She was only a welder's daughter, and all she wanted was more heat, more rod, and more money...

''Fix up an A or B-Body, there's lots of parts in the junkyards everywhere for cheap...''

She was only a Mechanic's daughter....But she sure knew how to polish tools.

What an excellent post. A real pleasure to read this story...

That looks like one of my dogs... lol