Search results for query: *

Most adjustable wrenches have a stop to prevent screwing the moving jaw all the way out. My junior just showed me a new one that has a reversable moving jaw. One side flat/conventional and other side like a plier or channel lock jaw. No stop, just wind it out and turn it around. What will they...

Early man took majority of his food from the waters. We are supposed to and we still do. 2/3rds of this planet is covered with water and millions of pounds of food is pulled from it daily. Anyone else know that the first animal domesticated by man was a dang cat. They thought to soothing effect...

A joke. Waffle house charges more to remove the yoke from a whole egg. It's still not 1/2 of an egg.

Why do you suppose there has never been half of an egg offered ANYWHERE? Because they are only delivered from a chickens butt whole. No other way to get them.

That act is also from animals but not the same "watch and learn", just a natural instinct of mostly meat eaters. Have you ever noticed how a dog will lick a bleeding scratch on your arm? You thought that was an act of love? LOL Not hardly. Its the taste of blood that they desire. Watch a Lion...

I remember learning why yellow jackets buzz/hover around over fermenting leaves on the ground in late fall. The alcohol produced allows them to drink themselves to death. Gives a new meaning to dying with a buzz on.

You have to look closer and father back, before todays domestic chicken egg. Early man learned by watching the animals and what they ate. If a snake will fight the birds for their eggs, there must be some nutrition be had there. At some point after discovering and controlling fire, man...

I've never needed to score a spindle, only the bores in rotors.

Having been a machinist and making similar parts with extremely tight tolerances I can't help but be absolutely amazed at what these people do. The one guy in sandals, "We don't need no stinkin' sandpaper, just a fresh shovel full of sand from time to time". Closest thing to a fixture at the...

That's funny right there. Thanks for the laugh.

don't forget your green stamps

Ethyl if she's working. LOL Bob Segar used the following as song lyrics... "Hey watch where you're going. Step light on old toes. Because unless you've been beside a man, you don't know who he knows". Any elaboration on that would fall under the "PRIVATE" debt mentioned above.

It is so hot, my pill is stuck to my palm.

I've have to sit on a shower chair ever since I got out of the hospital. I learned real quick to point the handheld sprayer at that plastic chair and warm it before I sit down there.

Lost my license early on under the point system. 71 model 6 cyl. Gremlin. Flying through a graveyard well after dark, donuts in parking lots, etc. When I wrecked the car it was my fault. Insurance went up and I had to pay for repairs, plus my 68$ per month car payment. Still in school and...

yep, they have a milage charge on the bill. First ride, to the hospital, I know the most direct/shortest route. They took me all around the area on roads I never traveled. before. Wife was driving when we left the rehab place. She said they pulled the same scam from hospital to rehab...

It's ironic for sure. After the ordeal I experienced back in the spring, they put me though some physical therapy. Walking first, then up and down stairs, etc. Then to leave there and go to the actual therapy place they insisted I ride out the door in a wheelchair and ride in an ambulance 3...

They should have made a bobblehead Monika Lewinsky, Ron and Nichole Pez dispensers. Who knows what those could be worth someday.

When we were younger, we would have at it on Wednesday/hump day. Nothing lasts forever. Saturday or Sunday nights were still a go for a lot of years. Nothing lasts forever.

One of the surgeon knights , Sir cumcise. Or maybe he was only a Jewish moyal ?

Mad magazine said pulling weeds is too much work. Instead, just drown them with a garden hose. I'll admit having 1 short Tee like that in about 76. Somebody said it made me look like a fag' so it became a shop rag.

Here in the deep south its oakry. Jerry Clower - Boiled Okra - YouTube When my granny would cook a pot of colored/speckled lima beans, she would put a few whole pods of fresh oakry on top. Delish! I've grilled okra too. The inside doesn't get slimy until air hits it so as long as the wooden...

Blood On The Saddle by The Kotex Kid

Two cannibals were eating a comedian when one asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"

She wont tell me what she paid for it. I haven't decided what I will put in it. I told her if I use it for a jewelry box she will spend a lot more to fill it.

Wife bought me a Snap-on toolbox.

I want one, maybe like Herbie the love bug, or one of the truck bed mods I've seen.

If reincarnation is for real, I wanna come back as a bird, so I can whistle through my pecker. True story... lead singer of a band was talking to the audience while band played a repeating lead in in the background. One could tell what song they were about to play. Anyway, he says he wants to...

poor old grandpa died again. I hate it when that happens. I'll be out till Thursday

Sausage Shuffle - Boz Scaggs