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You might be an a body owner if you had some money in the bank, but not any more

Yep, turn the other way

I believe he got the job. Supposedly he tried to get off with a warning

My son was moving his car to a closer parking spot at break time and hit another car. The union rep said both driver's will be suspended for 5 days. He has never had so much as a write up. Seems extreme to me. Not to mention the 4500 worth of damage to his 2017 Mazda 3. Unions in the South are...

A friend of mine said the only way she would ever have a smoking hot body will be when she is cremated!

Only used once! Excellent Condition. Actually saw this happen with my brother in law just a few weeks ago. The church has one that is for a public viewing before the body is taken to be cremated. Thought it was strange

Agreed 100%

That would be my daughter. She once had TGIF on her shoes. Everyone knows what that means, toes go in first!

It's especially fun to do at night, that way your whole body lights up!

Not fun, but you don't forget it!

Been there, done that!

Yes sir, remember when your dad would talk to you through the window. A little more that way, no the other way even when we were able to purchase the automatic rotor, the first one would only go to select positions. We are fortunate today to have a satellite receiver and have 750 plus channels...

Being born in the 50's, I sometime think about growing up. When I was younger we listened to the radio, didn't have a TV. I think it was 1963 when we were able to get a color TV. Remember having to adjust the antenna or the rabbit ears to get a signal. Who would have thought, 2 channels that we...

Just needs a little buffing and it will look amazing

I wonder why the different news media are so biased in their reporting. When I was young it seemed that Walter Cronkite provided the news without the bias I see today. They all would like for us to believe what they want us to believe. They don't believe we are smart enough to make a decision...

Happy birthday my friend! Have an awesome day

Kids today will not pick up a quarter of the ground, they make fun of me for picking coins up.

Those are funny

Tell her you at least remembered to buy her something. It's the thought that counts.

5 year old Johnny become lost so he went up to a police office and said I've lost my dad! The policeman knelt down and said now son, What's he like? Little Johnny replied, Beer and Women!

Four engineers get in a car and it will not start. The mechanical engineer says: it's a broken starter. The electrical engineer says: Dead battery The chemical engineer says: impurities in the gasoline The IT engineer says: Hey guys, I have an idea. How about we get all get out of the...

Does sound like bankers hours doesn't it.

I remember those days, or do I?

Yet they behind the religious flag. Go figure

Maybe I should retire

My son likes Barracuda. I told him the song had nothing to do with the car, But he just likes the Barracuda part. He made it the ringtone on my cell phone.

That's awesome.

That was no punch line! She said she repeated what her teacher said in class

I was having breakfast with my Daughter who is 10 this morning. She is very smart and we usually talk about things. I ask her if she knew what President's day was about. I thought she would mention Obama, Bush, ect. Instead, she said. President's Day is when the President steps out of the White...

Knock Knock Who's there Ima Ima who Ima going to need to learn some new knock knock jokes