1. Your car doesn't talk back or disagree with you. 2. Your car doesn't get jealous when you want another one. 3. You can easily make changes to your car without resistance or disagreement. 4. Your car won't cheat on you with other drivers it picked up randomly. 5. Your car has an operators/ service manual so there are no misunderstandings 6. Cars don't get fat and lazy and sit in front of the TV all day and pretend to listen to you. 7. Turning on a car can be easy and you can make the motor stop easy when you're done with it. 8. Letting your best friend drive and ride your car isn't weird 9. You can easily make your car go, faster faster faster, or slower slower, slower. With a cruise control option. 10. You can stare at cars all day and not get in trouble.