12 Dad jokes

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Never take the ‘P’ out of a pirate….. as he becomes very angry. The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it’s even more stupid.
I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.
My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park but it’s just really hard to find thirty two of them willing to do it.
If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20
I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.
(thanks for the jokes Brad)
 
all right , my loyal fans, i'm going on the hawk rod power tour and ,no, i'm not taking my computer along so these will have to do you for a few days.......1. why should you never fart in an apple store? because they don't have windows. 2. sundays are always a little sad but the day before is a sadder day.
 
joel d. snyder said:
all right , my loyal fans, i'm going on the hawk rod power tour and ,no, i'm not taking my computer along so these will have to do you for a few days.......1. why should you never fart in an apple store? because they don't have windows. 2. sundays are always a little sad but the day before is a sadder day.
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I bet that'll be fun. What are you driving? Take pictures.
 
joel d. snyder said:
all right , my loyal fans, i'm going on the hawk rod power tour and ,no, i'm not taking my computer along so these will have to do you for a few days.......1. why should you never fart in an apple store? because they don't have windows. 2. sundays are always a little sad but the day before is a sadder day.
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Enjoy your time on the Tour, I know I sure did when I went, I hope to get another opportunity to experience it before I croak.
 

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  1. I can’t see an end, have no control. don’t think there’s any escape and don’t even have a home anymore, so I thought, yup, definitely time for a new keyboard.
    When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.
    Talking to people about the benefits of dried grapes is all about raisin awareness.
    The man who invented autocorrect has died… May he roast in piss.
    Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.
    I met a guy who was convinced that there were no words in the English language with more syllables than vowels, so I tried to explain to him that he was wrong, but he refused to accept criticism.
I love Ebay….I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
 
missing linc said:
Enjoy your time on the Tour, I know I sure did when I went, I hope to get another opportunity to experience it before I croak.
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this was not the hot rod power tour but a small one set up by hawkrod, a member on fbbo. and to be truthful, i enjoyed it more than the power tour i went on in 2023. we started in watkins glen and actually got to drive the track. next day we went to the packard museum. next day we put hawk's '70 roadrunner on the dyno and he picked up about 30 hp. he said it also made the car more drivable. that guy was also a fbbo member with a '66 cornet and a '66 hemi belvedere. next up was a trip to falling water, a frank lloyd wright masterpiece. and the final day we went to the classic auto mall. this is an old mall filled with cars on consignment, approx. 1000. we ran as much back roads as we could, beautiful country through new york, ohio, maryland, and pennsylvania.
 
joel d. snyder said:
this was not the hot rod power tour but a small one set up by hawkrod, a member on fbbo. and to be truthful, i enjoyed it more than the power tour i went on in 2023. we started in watkins glen and actually got to drive the track. next day we went to the packard museum. next day we put hawk's '70 roadrunner on the dyno and he picked up about 30 hp. he said it also made the car more drivable. that guy was also a fbbo member with a '66 cornet and a '66 hemi belvedere. next up was a trip to falling water, a frank lloyd wright masterpiece. and the final day we went to the classic auto mall. this is an old mall filled with cars on consignment, approx. 1000. we ran as much back roads as we could, beautiful country through new york, ohio, maryland, and pennsylvania.
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That sounds like a fantastic trip!
 
1. which is a vampire's favorite part of the kentucky derby? when it's neck and neck. 2. what are you called if you see a robbery at an apple store? an iwitness.
 
I went to the doctor because I thought I had arthritis, but it turns out I have early onset rigor mortis

I took a quiz on line about what is your spirit animal, I got 'extinct'.

I found that life expectancy for men is 76 and it's 81 for women. I figure if I transition.

I found a dating site for people my age called carbon dating.

I asked a woman for her number and she said 140 over 85

the great thing about dating a woman my age is I don't have to worry about meeting her parents.

  1. A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
    I’m not bragging or anything, but I made six figures this year, so they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory.
    I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently, you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.
 
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