Thanks, Rusty. My friends who aren't car guys think I'm crazy, but guess who's gonna be sniffin around my door when they need some work done??

But seriously, I've been working obscene hours to fund this, and you only live once, right? Tomorrow starts today.
The footers ended up being 14" thick, 3500 PSI mud, #5 rebar (5/8"), cured for 30 days. The concrete guy said I really didn't need the rebar with footers that thick, but it was already put in and it helps me sleep better at night knowing it's there.
I really do hope this thread can help someone in the future.