4 Different Cops

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How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer?

The answer is found below....

Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you.

You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do?

ANSWERS:

English Police Officer:

Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights.

1: Does the man look poor and/or oppressed?

2: Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?

3: Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?

4: Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

5: Am I dressed provocatively?

6: Could I run away?

7: Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand?

8: Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings?

9: Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to
society?

10: Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me?

11: If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?

12: If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls
over, knocks his head and kills himself?

13: If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity
to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?

Australian Police Officer:

BANG!

American Police Officer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

'Click'...Reload...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Glasgow Police Officer:

"Haw, Jimmie! Drop the wee knifie son; rite noo, unless ye want it stuck up yer arse!"
 
How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer

The answer is found below....

Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you.

You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do?

ANSWERS:

English Police Officer:

Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights.

1: Does the man look poor and/or oppressed?

2: Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?

3: Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?

4: Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

5: Am I dressed provocatively?

6: Could I run away?

7: Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand?

8: Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings?

9: Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to
society?

10: Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me?

11: If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?

12: If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls
over, knocks his head and kills himself?

13: If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity
to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?

Australian Police Officer:

BANG!

American Police Officer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

'Click'...Reload...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Glasgow Police Officer:

"Haw, Jimmie! Drop the wee knifie son; rite noo, unless ye want it stuck up yer arse!"
Agreement with you with the exception of if should be a Canadian police officer. Nobody in this country wants to make a decision but we’ll have a referendum on it and get back to you
 
The Australian aborigine calls them a Nulla Nulla or Waddy usually made from Mulga

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Super hard bush shrub inhabits most of Australia also where the Mulga Snake (King Brown) gets its name
 
1/2 Hr your history supposed to be the deadliest venom in the world .
 
1/2 Hr your history supposed to be the deadliest venom in the world .
Dangerous little bugger and then there's the Box Jellyfish. Nasty thing too. My late brother-in-Law was from the Gold Coast and told me about some of the dangerous things there. Beautiful country though and would love to visit there one day especially Byron Beach lol
 
Everything in Australia wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Ju-Ju-B’s.
 
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