A few haha's

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Mark Wainwright

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1. Husband: 'What are you doing?'

Wife: Nothing.

Husband: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Wife: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

2. A blind man enters a shop with his guide dog. He picks up the dog and starts swinging it in the air.

A salesgirl comes forward and asks, "Can I help, sir?

"No thanks," he says. "Just looking."

3. If you get a friend request from someone name Jeremiah, It's ok to accept it. He is a bullfrog and he is a good friend of mine.

AND FINALLY

4. A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture of himself. But being too embarrassed to let her know that he now lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part.

Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half.

After mailing the photo he becomes worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.

It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look long!"
 
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