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All I did was fall asleep at a buddies house and I wake up to this!
I just can't get over the horrible tats, Amish beard, and that fact that he looks like he's 12.
I did a lot of stupid things as a kid, then I turned 18, man look at me. I'm a douche bag.
Note to self - If drunk and belligerent at the tattoo parlor, don't pass out in the chair!
Why can't I get a job.
Mama's going to kill me!
It's not my fault................it's never my fault!!!!!
Watch this , Hold my beer.
Scared straight campaign poster.
I'm a rock star ! And I only understand one cursive letter, R. And I like roses. Really shitty roses. But, I love everyone. See I have an empathetic red heart. Meth Even I wouldn't hire that guy. And I'm a custom home general contractor . some peoples kids...
It seemed like a good idea at the time............. But now reality has come and bit me in the ass, setting up a GoFundMe page to get this dumbass shit removed, PLEASE HELP!
I identify as a moron
My wife's caption. Black lives matter LOL
Post Malone’s younger brother
The perfect example of using the "how not to get a job" starter kit.
I never want to work in my life ever
I'm from Florida, I have a reputation to maintain.
WTF was I thinking?
Good evening Mr Moparlover, me and my Camero are here to pick up your daughter for the prom
Honestly Officer. It wasn't me, it was someone that looked like me.
I've got a new boyfriend Dad, you'll love him.
Job interview with free room and board at tax payer's expense. Comes with gym, free internet, cable, water, electricity, and security in a gated community. Applicants must reapply every 3-5 years, unless otherwise noted.