SCredneck
LARGE member
A man goes to his doctor.Doc says"whats the problem?" Guy drops his drawers,and his unit is bright orange.Doc says"Never saw anything like that.We'll draw some blood,do some tests,come back in 2 weeks."He comes back in 2 weeks,doctor says"There's absolutely nothing wrong with you.Maybe its stress."Guy says"I have no stress."Doctor says everybody has stress.How bout your job?"Man sez"I hit the lottery 2 years ago for 17 mil and havent worked a day since." Doc sez"How bout your wife?Doesn she got on you for not working?" "Nope",he sez,"When I hit for all that money,I gave her 2 mil and told her to hit the road and havent seen her since."Doc says"Well walk me through one of your normal days,what do you do?"Guy says"well,as I said,I don't work,so I usually don't get up till about 10:30,then I open a bag of Cheetos and pop in a **** flick...
