Be careful who you threaten to beat up....

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An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile.

The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!”

The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.”

The old man dials his son and as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!”

The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”

In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Jeep, Ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner.

Meanwhile, the son walks over to his father and says “Dad I train Navy Seals, not dolphins
 
My neighbor was going to work the other day and spilled his coffee in his lap while approaching a red light. He rearended a big Mercedes pretty hard. As he was getting out to check on the driver of the Mercedes, a midget jumps out of the car and yells at my neighbor..."I just want you to know that I am NOT happy!" My neighbor says "Well, ok....which one are you then?"

:rofl:
 
My neighbor was going to work the other day and spilled his coffee in his lap while approaching a red light. He rearended a big Mercedes pretty hard. As he was getting out to check on the driver of the Mercedes, a midget jumps out of the car and yells at my neighbor..."I just want you to know that I am NOT happy!" My neighbor says "Well, ok....which one are you then?"

:rofl:

Grumpy, of course!
 
My neighbor was going to work the other day and spilled his coffee in his lap while approaching a red light. He rearended a big Mercedes pretty hard. As he was getting out to check on the driver of the Mercedes, a midget jumps out of the car and yells at my neighbor..."I just want you to know that I am NOT happy!" My neighbor says "Well, ok....which one are you then?"

:rofl:
That's when the fight started.
 
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