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ChargedDart75

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Take it from me, it don' get easier with age, either!!
 
You guys are not eating the right foods. Or not eating at the right times. Or just eating too dang much.
Here I'll make it easier for you; just send me 20 bucks each, every day, and all your beer money. Your problems will be a thing of the past, and you'll lose weight and get healthier too.
And I'll start a college fund for my grandkids...... after I pay off the mortgage.
That's a triple win, quadruple, if your wife likes the new you.
 
Here I sit all broken hearted.
Came to **** and only farted.
Then one day I took a chance,
cut a fart and **** my pants.
 
That’s ok you own it and one day you’ll smoke the tires off it mine sat for 39 years pulled it out started working on it year later...............
 
Nothin like a Prairie Dog reality check!
 
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