Bug spray

[SCredneck]

A salesman was traveling through the
countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to
a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.
"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be
bitten again, I guarantee it." The farmer was
dubious.
"Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie
you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with
that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on
you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from
you."
The salesman was delighted. They went to the
field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him
thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him
to a stake. Back to the house went the
farmer.The next morning, the farmer and his
family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure
enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his
bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a
total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn,
but not one bite on him. The farmer was
perplexed. "Son," he said, "now, you don't have
a bite on you but you look like hell! What the
devil happened?"
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes
and croaked, "For crying out loud, Mister,
doesn't that calf have a mother?!!!