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Someone posted this in the coffee thread and I had many comments for it... What do you all got????
Talk about 'fire crotch"....
She can queef and shoot flames out of there... Like Gene Simmons....
"I don't drink that cheap liquor any more, it makes my crotch burn"...
She's trying to air that thing out...
Trying to cover up that fish smell....
If it has tits or tires it needs gas?
Fill her up!
Fill Ethyl with Ethyl.
Red on top fire in the hole !
The way I always heard it was "Rusty roof, moist basement"
So, pump another gallon in me, Allen!
This should take care of the Fire Ants!
Geez, the things I do for my boyfriend just so he can take his A body out.
I think this baby I’m going to have Is going to be a Mopar guy. I he like high octane.
Ethanol in one tank, Methanol in the other......
After I fill this leg, I will fill the other one.
Well I try and I try.. I can't get no . Satisfaction. No no no. Hey hey hey. That's what I say.
With the price of gas today, some people are going in the hole just to fill up.
Don't tickle me I have gas OR.... No Smoking after sex !
As one hooker asked the other "Do you smoke after sex" the other one said "I don't know I never looked". That's as old as the hills lol
Joan and Becky were walking down the street when Joan saw her boyfriend approaching with a bouquet of flowers. She exclaimed oh no!, now I'll have to spend the night on my back! To which Becky replied , "what's the matter, don't you have a vase?"
Im just about 100 percent positive that is a "man" with a pony tail. Just sayin.