Do I see a plastic straw in a glass on the Bar

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  1. pittsburghracer

    pittsburghracer Well-Known Member

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    I thought we banned those. CCEA7139-1A51-4D06-8E0A-071746D74E8D.jpeg
     
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    Treblig Well-Known Member

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    I can't see anything behind those massive boulders!!!!!!
     
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    • RammerJammer75

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      I bet she's got a terminator's back to carry those things.
       
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      • RustyRatRod

        RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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        Lawdy mercy!
         
      • K.O. SWINGER

        K.O. SWINGER Meeting in the alley since 1976

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        Definitely steam rollers!
         
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        • diymirage

          diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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          that reminds me...what ever happened to Lolo Ferrari?
           
        • RustyRatRod

          RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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          Probably the same thing that happened to wendy whoppers.
           
        • 408 swinger

          408 swinger FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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          :eek: Holy Hell!!!!!
           
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          • hemi71x

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            And, who might that be??
            For me, and everyone that doesn't have a clue.
             
          • 1969cuda

            1969cuda Well-Known Member

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            Ouch!
             
          • fishmens67

            fishmens67 Well-Known Member

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            I wonder if they're equipped with 4" nipples
             
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            Chelsea Charms. The wife wanted to go out and see some strippers back when we were younger. A new juice bar opened outside of town, so they could take it all off. Just so happened that Wendy Whoppers was out there that night. She saw my wife was the only woman out in the audience, she came over and sat with us a little bit. She offered to have a couple pictures taken of us together, wife on one knee and Wendy Whoppers with nothing on, on the other knee. She gave them to us on the house, being my wife was the only woman in there. The wife said "God-they're big!"
             
          • Oldiron440

            Oldiron440 Well-Known Member

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            What do you want to bet she shops at Walmart!
             
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            • RustyRatRod

              RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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              Wendy Whoppers is actually still kickin. I thought she was dead.
               
            • Kern Dog

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              Yeah. That is gross. THIS is what a woman should look like:
              Babe 8A.jpg
               
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              • Mark Wainwright

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                • Mark Wainwright

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                  Do these look familiar?
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                  Part of her act was to crawl around on the stage and try to stand up
                   
                • diymirage

                  diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                  some french chick

                  i believe for a while she held the guiness record for biggest fake boobs

                  made a lot of the spoof porn movies

                  if im not mistaking shes been dead for a few decades now


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                • RON REAGLE

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                  That is not SEXY at all !!!
                   
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                  • Ben Drinkin

                    Ben Drinkin Hey bartender!

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                    Somehow I think I'm gonna need a bigger motorboat.
                     
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                    • diymirage

                      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                      • Treblig

                        Treblig Well-Known Member

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                        It may not be sexy, but if I was in the ocean and I was drowning......I'd be crawling on her back!!!!! It should be as buoyant as a pontoon boat!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::realcrazy:
                         
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                        • diymirage

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                        • RammerJammer75

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                          I'd say she'd be as buoyant as a former mobster fitted with concrete shoes. No way those things are flotation devices.
                           
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