Dog joke

[CdnValiant66]

The Dog

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind
the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog
on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity.

He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry
for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never
seen a funeral like this. "Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

The man replied, "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."

 

[68383GTS]

Billy Bob had a coon dog who often licked himself.One day Bubba was over at Billy Bobs house and the coon dog was licking and licking and licking himself.Bubba turned to Billy Bob and said I sure wish I could do that!Bubba replied you better ask him first!

 

[SCredneck]

Billy Bob had a coon dog who often licked himself.One day Bubba was over at Billy Bobs house and the coon dog was licking and licking and licking himself.Bubba turned to Billy Bob and said I sure wish I could do that!Bubba replied...

ain't ya scare that dog will bite ya if ya tried?

 

[Muad'Dib15]

SCredneck, wheres all your jokes. Have you dried up on us?

 

[lugnut1962]

O yeah.....gotta remember that one!